Gay dog names
Gay Dude’s Dog Names A – Z
Straight people have fairly straightforward names for their dogs. Spike, Champ, Oscar. Other times we get endearing and name them Mr. Pibb or Shit-Stain. But last week I learned something outside a dog park in West Hollywood. I learned that queer dude’s have a completely different protocol for naming their dogs than vertical people do. One trick seems to be to include a name that sounded masculine (yet fancy) a rare generations ago. A name that might have belonged to some old fashioned dancer who was in the closet in 1932, perhaps. I’m not sure what the protocol is, but I wanted to view if I could master the homosexual dude’s naming method and so I’ve compiled this A-Z list for you to enjoy!
In order to decide if the names sound authentic, please try to conceive a gay confidant losing his patience while calling out in an effeminate yet commanding voice, each of these names, as he tries to supervise his dog at the dog park.
“Addison!”
“Barkley!”
“Conner!”, “Casper!”
“Dexter!”
“Ernesto!”
“Franklin!”
“Gumdrop!”, “Garland!
What’s in a name? When it comes to your pup, plenty! Bestowing a name upon your four-legged friend is kind of a big deal. (No pressure, of course.) And while there’s certainly nothing wrong with Bella or Max–the top dog names of the year for Excellent Girls and Good Boys, respectively–many dog parents are following child name trends and looking for unique, gender-neutral dog names.
Not sure where to start? We include you covered! Whether you’re looking for preppy or playful, advanced or downright silly, this list of unisex dog names will help you find the matchless name for your new pup.
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| Acorn | Try this nutty name for tiny toy breeds. | |
| Adrian | A Latin name sense “sea” or “water,” this aquatic name is perfect for pups who enjoy a good swim. | |
| Alex | Traditionally short for “Alexander” or “Alexandra,” Alex is a time-tested gender-neutral name. | |
| Amazon | The world’s largest tropical rainforest is a fitting namesake for outdoorsy pups. | |
| Anise | As the main flavor in licorice, Anise is especially befitting of black pups. | |
| Annapolis | Home of the United States Naval Academy, the capital of Maryland lends a maritime sensibility. | |
| Aspen | This ski town’s moniker is perf We have 2 dogs. Our Cairn Terrier (2 yrs old) is named Paragon's Bearchan Caimbeul. Bearchan is a Gaelic first entitle , and Caimbeul is the Gaelic version of Campbell which is my maiden name. We call our pup, Bear. I assess it's kind of sweet to call a 16 lb. little dog, Bear. He is a fiesty, determined, and intelligent minute guy. The Cairn comes from the westen Highlands of Scotland. Our Gloden Retriever (18 mons.) is named Oliver. We haven't registered him yet, so he doesn't have a formal name. His kennel is Kamaglo. We called him Oliver because it's an English name, and the breed comes from England. We like the name. Perhaps if anything, the dog's names convey out that I enjoy to use names that are traditional to their heritage. Using Bear for a small dog should indicate that I possess a good sense of humor. Perhaps, using Oliver indicates my love for music since there is the musical, Oliver. Hopefully, I'll be getting a female Cairn sometime in late fall or adv winter. I'm exploring Gaelic/Scottish names for her. I love my puppies! MAKE it a GREAT day!!! Marge __________________ Sebastian, our Aussiedoodle puppy, arrives this week. He’s named after St. Sebastian, the unofficial patron saint, or icon, of gay men. Perpetua and Felicity are the unofficial patron saints of lesbians. We name our dogs after famous lgbtq+ people because we can. Lincoln, named after the speculated gay or pansexual U.S. President, was with us just six short years, and before him, Brit, the yellow Lab, was named for English composer Benjamin Britten. Why St. Sebastian? Sebastian is the first saint you see in books and paintings who’s nearly naked. Covered only with a loin cloth, he is stretched up with his hands tied to a pole and is shot with arrows. For most ever little queer boy who saw that homoerotic photo in The Lives of the Saints, it was the first time their spirituality and their sexuality either united or clashed. Was it okay for a little homosexual, religious boy to hope the loin cloth dropped? It took me a extended time to produce peace between my spirituality and my sexuality. I never felt guilty for having gay sexual thoughts. My guilt came from having any sexual thoughts as a youngster and young dude. My church didn’t make it straightforward for me to grow into my gay spiritual skin. But, I di |